Real thoughts in real time
1. 99 Miles Per Hour Van
A van blasts past these two dudes at 99 miles an hour. At first they’re annoyed. “Oh what? Is seventy not good enough for you? No way man… Gotta go 99.” But soon they become awed at the thought because the van looked old and dangerously unstable. It’s white, kind of rusty, and far too large for the small wheels that is supporting this van. Within ten minutes, the van is a thing of legend between these two. Ten minutes later they stop for gas and find themselves directly across the stall from the 99 Miles Per Hour Van. They approach the man pumping the gas into the van.
Dude 1: Hey. Uh, excuse me.
Man: Yes?
Dude 2: Are you the man in the 99 Miles Per Hour Van?
Man: I sure am
Dudes: Oh wow.
Dude 2: I’m so excited… I’ve never met a celebrity before.
- The end
2. Hulk Eye
Nurse: Come on in Mr. Delacroix.
Mr. Delacroix: Thanks
Nurse: Here to have us look at that eye huh?
Mr. Delacroix: No actually. I think I sprained my ankle.
Nurse: Do you mind if I ask you what happened to your eye?
Mr. Delacroix: Not at all. I started to turn into The Hulk a year ago in December but the only thing that changed was my eye. Now I can’t get it to turn back no matter how many people I help.
