October 16, 2014
magnoliapearl:

Larry David is so moe

Love Larry

magnoliapearl:

Larry David is so moe

Love Larry

October 16, 2014
mindlessheron:

Gentlemen of Innsmouth costume is complete. For now. Until I think of something else it needs. It’s all lovely Silk and Leather. #cthulhu #halloween

My pal Jeff in a great costume

mindlessheron:

Gentlemen of Innsmouth costume is complete. For now. Until I think of something else it needs. It’s all lovely Silk and Leather. #cthulhu #halloween

My pal Jeff in a great costume

October 16, 2014
The Quarantine Room

bildangotales:

The Quarantine Room

by William Manning

Shel woke up with a sneeze. It took her a minute to realize what happened. The haze of sleep didn’t lift easily. Her upper lip was wet, and the seatback in front of her was covered in small speckles. She reached her hand up and touched her nose; also wet. Her head cleared, and she noticed that the passenger to her right was pressed up against the window, covering his mouth with his hand, and staring at her in horror. The woman to her left had leapt from her seat with such force that she’d ended up falling into the aisle. She frantically waved her hand in front of her face to ward off germs by swiping the air.

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I was talking to some coworkers today and was mentioning how I’m not afraid of getting Ebola, but I am afraid of being sick on some kind of mass transit and then people think I have Ebola and they quarantine me for hours for no reason.

October 14, 2014
Red Tape

bildangotales:

Red Tape

by William Manning

The warehouse was indistinguishable from the dozens of others on that block. There were no markings on the building and no signs to indicate an owner. The only way that Martin knew he was in the right place, was from the small swipe pad that was connected to the…

October 13, 2014
Quarry

bildangotales:

Quarry

by William Manning

Arrok glanced at her new friends and shivered. The temperature hadn’t spiked above seventy in the last month, but for some reason they all thought it would be a great idea for her to join them for a swim in the quarry. It was an October rite of passage in Birch, all…

October 11, 2014
seinfeld 2000

tomselleck69:

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(not pictured: Chent, Banyan, Pointer)

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"I’d love to, but I need to calibrate my nightmare machine tonight, Vashtar."

"Well don’t let me stop you, Sexus. I have a strong feeling 2000 is gonna be the year you finally start having sex."

I love this.

October 11, 2014
Mirror Sister

bildangotales:

Mirror Sister

by William Manning

“You aren’t supposed to be in here, Mister Conlin,” said Brother Andrino. He closed the door to the study and locked it behind him.

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I didn’t do a 500 word story yesterday and it was totally because I had an idea for a longer story and not at all that I fell asleep at 930 last night. 

October 10, 2014
The Delahodde

bildangotales:

The Delahodde

by William Manning

The Delahodde fired its rear thrusters and waded into the asteroid field. It was an unexpected detour. There weren’t supposed to be any fields of that size in that sector. Itza was too tired to worry about it.

Auto-pilot was Itza’s best friend in a situation…

October 8, 2014
Decorations

bildangotales:

Decorations

by William Manning

Tanner decided to hang up his decorations early that year. He planned to take the Wilson’s by surprise. They were his main competition in the neighborhood, and he wanted them to be fully aware of what they were up against this year.

For five years running, the…

October 8, 2014

causeimdanjones:

Please send help

Oh. My. God

(via cephalopodgal)

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